With the 2015 general election fast approaching, the daily bale has been investigating claims that a labour party government would introduce a radical new ‘Pet tax’ to British households.
If you think living under the cuts made by the conservative/liberal government is bad then think again. Socialist and anti-Britain advocator, Ed Milliband wants to tax you for owning a pet.
In a new piece of legislation drawn up by Ed balls who hopes to replace George osborne in 2015, he has suggested that dog owners should be made to pay £50 a month directly to the labour government.
If you own a cat then you would be made to pay £40 a month.
All animals smaller than a cat being kept in British households will be subject to a £35 a month tax.
In a statement supposedly released from Ed Milibands office, the move to tax British people for owning pets is described as ‘much needed’.
Last week the labour party also announced new plans to create a series of rival banks to face ‘the big four’ in more crazy plans to fix the economy.